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The Bret Crow Show​!​!​!

by The Bret Crow Show

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When I was a little bitty boy probably about the age of 5 wasn't really doing to much in my parents house but I was still very much alive you see everyday I'd wake up and run into that living room sit down on the couch turn on the TV wasn't really too much I wanted to see Mostly Nickelodeon and MTV thats why I say Every Day is like Saturday Morning to Me Every Day is like Saturday Morning to me hahaha Now it's a few years later probably about the age of 11 i'd get home from school, run through the front door sit down in the living room and turn on the TV I'd make sure I was watching Stick Stickly in the middle of the nickelodeon afternoon showing episodes of rugrats, first season of doug, rocko's modern life and even ten and skimpy too, i always thought that was kinda cool Ahhh!! real monsters and all those looney tunes that's why I say Every Day is like Saturday Morning to me Every Day is like Saturday Morning to me I said Every Day is like Saturday Morning to me just sitting around in my underwear watching a little bit of TV hahaha Now it comes down to the present day they put all that stuff on netflix so you can probably guess what i'm doing with most of my time now still trying to get my kicks you see they put all those shows from when i was such a young man like johnny bravo, powderpuff girls, ed edd and eddy, courage the cowardly dog, fosters home for imaginary creatures and all those other good cartoons i'd spend all my time just watching all them thats why i say Every Day is like Saturday Morning to me Every Day is like Saturday Morning to me Every Day is like Saturday Morning to me Every Day is like Saturday Morning to me woah everyday every day is like saturday you wake up turn on fox kids get to watch shows like eek the cat, terrible thunder lizards, VR troopers, big bad beetleborgs and power rangers too woah Xmen, oh Xmen and their own show in the mid 90's just like batman and spiderman did you flip the channel, go to the WB get to watch shows like animaniacs, earthworm jim, freakazoid, pinky and the brain and all those other good cartoons flip the channel again, go over to ABC MC Hammer had his own show in the mid 90's just like tales from the crypt Tales from the Crypt that was on HBO, i don't know why they'd make a cartoon for the but you stay up a little bit later, get to watch that stupid movie, mouse on a motorcycle no one ever stayed up past that because we didn't want to watch golf I'd spend all my time just watching cartoons yeah wooooooooooooooooo Every Day is like Saturday Morning to me
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Mommy I'm afraid of the boogey man he coming for me late at night when i'm asleep Mommy I'm afraid of the boogey man he coming for me late at night when i'm asleep then I run into my parents and my dad's like son you can't just stay in here why're you acting really weird I don't know whats going on in your head there's nothing in your closet or under your bed so why don't you go back to your room and you can leave your mom and me alone I just want to go back to sleep so go back to your room but but but Mommy I'm afraid of the boogey man he coming for me late at night when i'm asleep Mommy I'm afraid of the boogey man he coming for me late at night when i'm asleep then i run into my mom and my mom's like son what's going on in here why are you acting so weird i knew that you shouldn't of stayed up late last night i know you watched that hell raiser movie i know it gets kinda gory puts you in a state of fright now why don't you just go back to your room and you can leave me and your dad all alone I just want you to go on back to bed listen to what I said, it's all in your head but but but Mommy I'm afraid of the boogey man he coming for me late at night when i'm asleep Mommy I'm afraid of the boogey man he coming for me late at night when i'm asleep solo but but but Mommy I'm afraid of the boogey man he coming for me late at night when i'm asleep Mommy I'm afraid of the boogey man he coming for me late at night when i'm asleep then I ran into the boogey man and the boogey man's like HAHAHA i'm getting onto you I put scary images in your head it's what I do I put some really scary shadows up upon the wall it makes the hair on your neck standup it makes your flesh crawl I put a scary tree out of your window at night it looks really terrifying in the moonlight I just want you to know i'm never going away i'm always here to stay you can say No Way but but but Mommy I'm afraid of the boogey man he coming for me late at night when i'm asleep Mommy I'm afraid of the boogey man he coming for me late at night when i'm asleep
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It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time Peanut Butter Jelly Time Peanut Butter Jelly, Peanut Butter Jelly Peanut Butter Jelly With a Baseball Bat It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time Peanut Butter Jelly Time Peanut Butter Jelly, Peanut Butter Jelly Peanut Butter Jelly With a Baseball Bat Where You at where you at i'm saying there you go, oh there you go i'm saying where you at oh where you at i'm saying there you go, there you go there you go there you go ooh It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time Peanut Butter Jelly Time Peanut Butter Jelly, Peanut Butter Jelly Peanut Butter Jelly With a Baseball Bat Solo Now first you take the peanuts and you crush them yeah you crush them oh Peanut, Peanut Butter, And Jelly Then you take the grapes and you squish them yeah you squish them ohh Peanut, Peanut Butter, and Jelly Then You take the Bread and you slice it yeah you slice it ohh Peanut, Peanut Butter, and Jelly Them you take them all and you spread it yeah you spread it ohh Peanut, Peanut Butter, and Jelly It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time Peanut Butter Jelly Time Peanut Butter Jelly, Peanut Butter Jelly Peanut Butter Jelly With a Baseball Bat It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time Peanut Butter Jelly Time Peanut Butter Jelly, Peanut Butter Jelly Peanut Butter Jelly With a Baseball Bat haha
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you you don't know me like you do you you don't know me like you do you you don't know me like you do you you don't know me like you do you you don't know me like you do you you don't know me like you do you you don't know me like you do you you don't know me like you do you don't know me like you think you know me 'cause i'm the kinda guy that likes to watch a little TV I can just sit there and stare at the screen well I don't know what's going on in it but i'm gonna talk about it I like to do a bunch of silly things too thats why I come up here I like to share them with you what do you think hey what do you know that's why you don't know me like you think you know thats why uh you you don't know me like you do you you don't know me like you do you you don't know me like you do you you don't know me like you do you you don't know me like you do you you don't know me like you do you you don't know me like you do you you don't know me like you do

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A magical wonderful land!!! Full of cartoons, boogeymen, trips to six flags, lions, and a peanut butter jelly sandwich!!!

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released January 28, 2015

Jason Rochester at White Noise Productions for recording the album!!!

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The Bret Crow Show!!! Denton, Texas

Bret Crow, a multifaceted composer and bassist, is the creative force behind The Bret Crow Show, his solo venture, and the backbone of Time Knife, his primary band. Bret's talents also shine in Primish, a Primus tribute band. Merging music with comedy, he crafts unique performances, captivating audiences with his versatility and originality ... more

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