The Bret Crow Show​!​!​!

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A magical wonderful land!!! Full of cartoons, boogeymen, trips to six flags, lions, and a peanut butter jelly sandwich!!!

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released January 28, 2015

Jason Rochester at White Noise Productions for recording the album!!!

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The Bret Crow Show!!! Denton, Texas

Denton musician Bret Crow plays bass for Bone Doggie and the Hickory Street Hellraisers, Puddin’ Taine, and Slice Fury. He also solos on Monday nights as The Bret Crow Show in Plano at the Open Stage, and runs an improv/open mic night at Mable Peabody’s in Denton. Bret also plays guitar, keyboard, kazoo and slide whistle. Bret’s style ranges from comedic to parody, funk to pop, blues to beatbox. ... more

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Track Name: Saturday Morning Cartoon Blues
When I was a little bitty boy
probably about the age of 5
wasn't really doing to much in my parents house
but I was still very much alive
you see everyday I'd wake up and run into that living room
sit down on the couch turn on the TV
wasn't really too much I wanted to see
Mostly Nickelodeon and MTV
thats why I say

Every Day is like Saturday Morning to Me
Every Day is like Saturday Morning to me hahaha

Now it's a few years later
probably about the age of 11
i'd get home from school, run through the front door sit down in the living room and turn on the TV
I'd make sure I was watching Stick Stickly in the middle of the nickelodeon afternoon
showing episodes of rugrats, first season of doug, rocko's modern life and even ten and skimpy too, i always thought that was kinda cool
Ahhh!! real monsters and all those looney tunes
that's why I say

Every Day is like Saturday Morning to me
Every Day is like Saturday Morning to me
I said Every Day is like Saturday Morning to me
just sitting around in my underwear
watching a little bit of TV hahaha

Now it comes down to the present day
they put all that stuff on netflix
so you can probably guess what i'm doing with most of my time now
still trying to get my kicks
you see they put all those shows from when i was such a young man like
johnny bravo, powderpuff girls, ed edd and eddy, courage the cowardly dog, fosters home for imaginary creatures and all those other good cartoons
i'd spend all my time just watching all them
thats why i say

Every Day is like Saturday Morning to me
Every Day is like Saturday Morning to me
Every Day is like Saturday Morning to me
Every Day is like Saturday Morning to me

woah everyday
every day is like saturday
you wake up turn on fox kids
get to watch shows like
eek the cat, terrible thunder lizards, VR troopers, big bad beetleborgs and power rangers too
woah Xmen, oh Xmen and their own show in the mid 90's just like batman and spiderman did
you flip the channel, go to the WB
get to watch shows like animaniacs, earthworm jim, freakazoid, pinky and the brain and all those other good cartoons
flip the channel again, go over to ABC
MC Hammer had his own show in the mid 90's just like tales from the crypt
Tales from the Crypt that was on HBO, i don't know why they'd make a cartoon for the but
you stay up a little bit later, get to watch that stupid movie, mouse on a motorcycle
no one ever stayed up past that because we didn't want to watch golf
I'd spend all my time just watching cartoons
yeah wooooooooooooooooo

Every Day is like Saturday Morning to me
Track Name: The Boogey Man
Mommy I'm afraid of the boogey man
he coming for me late at night when i'm asleep

Mommy I'm afraid of the boogey man
he coming for me late at night when i'm asleep

then I run into my parents and my dad's like
son you can't just stay in here
why're you acting really weird
I don't know whats going on in your head
there's nothing in your closet or under your bed
so why don't you go back to your room
and you can leave your mom and me alone
I just want to go back to sleep
so go back to your room

but but but Mommy I'm afraid of the boogey man
he coming for me late at night when i'm asleep

Mommy I'm afraid of the boogey man
he coming for me late at night when i'm asleep

then i run into my mom and my mom's like
son what's going on in here
why are you acting so weird
i knew that you shouldn't of stayed up late last night
i know you watched that hell raiser movie
i know it gets kinda gory puts you in a state of fright
now why don't you just go back to your room
and you can leave me and your dad all alone
I just want you to go on back to bed
listen to what I said, it's all in your head

but but but Mommy I'm afraid of the boogey man
he coming for me late at night when i'm asleep

Mommy I'm afraid of the boogey man
he coming for me late at night when i'm asleep

solo

but but but Mommy I'm afraid of the boogey man
he coming for me late at night when i'm asleep

Mommy I'm afraid of the boogey man
he coming for me late at night when i'm asleep

then I ran into the boogey man and the boogey man's like
HAHAHA i'm getting onto you
I put scary images in your head it's what I do
I put some really scary shadows up upon the wall
it makes the hair on your neck standup
it makes your flesh crawl
I put a scary tree out of your window at night
it looks really terrifying in the moonlight
I just want you to know i'm never going away
i'm always here to stay you can say No Way

but but but Mommy I'm afraid of the boogey man
he coming for me late at night when i'm asleep

Mommy I'm afraid of the boogey man
he coming for me late at night when i'm asleep
Track Name: Peanut Butter Jelly Time
It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time
Peanut Butter Jelly Time
Peanut Butter Jelly, Peanut Butter Jelly
Peanut Butter Jelly With a Baseball Bat

It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time
Peanut Butter Jelly Time
Peanut Butter Jelly, Peanut Butter Jelly
Peanut Butter Jelly With a Baseball Bat

Where You at
where you at
i'm saying there you go, oh there you go
i'm saying where you at oh where you at
i'm saying there you go, there you go there you go there you go ooh

It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time
Peanut Butter Jelly Time
Peanut Butter Jelly, Peanut Butter Jelly
Peanut Butter Jelly With a Baseball Bat

Solo

Now first you take the peanuts and you crush them yeah you crush them oh
Peanut, Peanut Butter, And Jelly
Then you take the grapes and you squish them yeah you squish them ohh
Peanut, Peanut Butter, and Jelly
Then You take the Bread and you slice it yeah you slice it ohh
Peanut, Peanut Butter, and Jelly
Them you take them all and you spread it yeah you spread it ohh
Peanut, Peanut Butter, and Jelly

It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time
Peanut Butter Jelly Time
Peanut Butter Jelly, Peanut Butter Jelly
Peanut Butter Jelly With a Baseball Bat

It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time
Peanut Butter Jelly Time
Peanut Butter Jelly, Peanut Butter Jelly
Peanut Butter Jelly With a Baseball Bat haha
Track Name: You Don't Know Me
you
you don't know me like you do
you
you don't know me like you do
you
you don't know me like you do
you
you don't know me like you do

you
you don't know me like you do
you
you don't know me like you do
you
you don't know me like you do
you
you don't know me like you do

you don't know me like you think you know me
'cause i'm the kinda guy that likes to watch a little TV
I can just sit there and stare at the screen
well I don't know what's going on in it but i'm gonna talk about it
I like to do a bunch of silly things too
thats why I come up here I like to share them with you
what do you think hey what do you know
that's why you don't know me like you think you know
thats why uh

you
you don't know me like you do
you
you don't know me like you do
you
you don't know me like you do
you
you don't know me like you do

you
you don't know me like you do
you
you don't know me like you do
you
you don't know me like you do
you
you don't know me like you do